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The Best Outraged Tweets By Now-Cancelled HBO Stars

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We laughed watching "How to Make It in America," "Hung" and "Bored to Death" while they were on the air; we cried when the shows were cancelled this week.

But the rollercoaster of emotions we felt as viewers is nothing compared to what the stars of the series' have been feeling.

The now jobless cast members of the three shows have not been shy in expressing their outrage/sadness/optimistic thoughts about the blow dealt by HBO.

Lake Bell, "How to Make It in America"



Bryan Greenberg, "How to Make It in America"



Luis Guzman, "How to Make It in America"



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Watch, Skip Or Rent: Whether You Should See 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo'

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Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig star in new release The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, but is David Fincher's take on the Stieg Larsson novel worth your money? Watch the video review to see if you should watch, pass, or rent this thriller.

This post originally appeared on BuzzSugar.

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The Artist Who Released Our Best Albums Of The Year (For Free) Just Released Another Great Album (For Free)

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The Weeknd, real name Abel Tesfaye, who is collaborating with Drake on his upcoming album.

Toronto's druggiest industrial-r&b singer Abel Tesfaye just released his third album of the year.

Like the first two — which we deemed the best releases of 2011 — "Echoes of Silence" sounds great, with the same wobbling, fuzzed-out synths and desperate croon front and center.

And it caps a pretty good twelve months for a guy who still hasn't commercially released any of his own music.

Like its predecessors "House of Balloons" and "Thursday," "Echoes of Silence" is available for free at the Weeknd's website.

Once you've grabbed all three, make sure you pick up Drake's "Take Care" — our fourth-best album of the year — which the Weeknd also features on.

DOWNLOAD "ECHOES OF SILENCE HERE" >>

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OCCUPY NBC! Flash Mob Heads To 30 Rock To Save 'Community' (VIDEO)

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A group of "Community" fans came together at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City to protest NBC's maybe-cancellation of the show.

As they plotted on Facebook, they wore black felt goatees and sang "O' Christmas Troy" -- same as "O' Christmas Tree" -- and chanted "Go Greendale, Go Greendale, GO!"

And chanted "six seasons and a movie," reports the Observer.

Watch the mob sing "O' Christmas Troy" below (via BuzzFeed/@yvettenbrown):

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You'll Never Guess What The Girl From 'The Blair Witch Project' Is Doing Now

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Remember Heather Donahue?

Probably not.

After her starring role in 1999's "The Blair Witch Project," her acting career didn't exactly take off.

How did she cope?

She became a marijuana grower!

As the Daily News reports, Donahue first discovered medical marijuana after a prescription to treat her PMS in 2007.

She reveals in her new book, "Growgirl: How My Life After 'The Blair Witch Project' Went to Pot," that she began to grow marijuana after meeting a man who lived in a "pot-growing community in Northern California."

Donahue became "a solitary country girl" quietly growing and selling medical marijuana but has since quit after deciding to write her book.

What about the acting? Daily News reports:

"I took all my stuff into the desert related to my acting career and burned it all," she told the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Okay then.

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Yeah Ryan Gosling Is An Ad Agency (Kinda)

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Jennifer Sends A Joint Holiday Card And 'The X Factor' Crowns A Winner — Here's Your Daily Gossip

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  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Thereoux sent a holiday card together. It did not contain a newsletter. If they didn't need one, you don't either.
     
  • Lindsay Lohan's back in New York for the holidays, and was out in the Meatpacking District celebrating the birthday of her brother, who for his birthday probably wishes his sister never posed for Playboy.
     
  • Anne Hathaway may be getting married in her seaside hometown of Cape May, New Jersey. We dare say the Jersey shore tourism board really, really wants this to happen.
     
  • Hilary Duff painted a holiday present onto her bare pregnant stomach, and something about the finished product is unsettling.
     
  • Aww: a "Fresh Prince" reunion. Now if only it was onscreen.
     
  • And the first winner of Simon Cowell's "The X Factor": Melanie Amaro, the 19-year-old who was booted in an early round and brought back for a second chance.

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Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith Flip Their Hawaii House For A $6.5 Million Profit

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will smith jadaWill Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith aren't just hugely successful when it comes to making movies--the pair also appears to have a knack for real estate.

The Wall Street Journal reports today that the couple has just sold their beachfront home in Hawaii for $20 million, $6.5 million more than they paid for the property just two years ago.

The home sits on 7 acres of beachfront property in Kauai's Hanalei District and overlooks Secret Beach. It has three bedrooms and three bathrooms, according to the WSJ.

The sale was private, and the identity of the buyer remains anonymous.

The Smiths were alleged to have split this summer, but the pair denied the rumors.

Now check out the new Disney resort that just opened in Hawaii >

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Watch Rihanna Gyrate And Crotch-Grab Her Way Through New Music Video For 'You Da One' (VIDEO)

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Here's Rihanna's new music video -- and just in time to get you through the Friday before Christmas at your desk!

The black-and-white look, bowler hats and crazy eyelashes are all very "Clockwork Orange"-esque, while the incessant crotch grabs and air-gyrating will make you happy there's no one else in your office today to glance over at your computer screen.

Rihanna's "You Da One" video fits, as her new album is dripping in sexual innuendo. Again.

Oh, and look out for that pair of leather overalls.

Watch below.

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How 'Big Bang Theory' Dominated The 10 Best Product Placements of 2011

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Nielsen has announced the 10 most remembered product placements for 2011, and it turns out that dollars spent on brand integration don't necessarily guarantee a memorable moment.

Check out the 10 most memorable product placements of 2011>>

Reality shows like "The Biggest Loser" and "American Idol" are notorious for spending millions on product placement. In fact, they came in first and second for the number of individual instances of product placement between January 1 and November 30. ("Idol" had 577 occurrences and "Loser" had 533).

But not one show on Nielsen's list of the 10 shows with most product placement appeared on the list of most-memorable moments.

Viewers didn't remember Subway 24 hours after watching "The Biggest Loser" like they did after watching Big Mike, from NBC's "Chuck", emerging victorious from being kidnapped, sandwich in hand. Nor did they remember Ashton's Kutcher's tech-driven antics on "Two And A Half Men", but they did notice his love of Snapple.

subway biggest loserCBS's "Big Bang Theory" had three of the 10 most memorable moments. And, apparently, it was unintentional.

When the list came out, Bill Prady, the show's co-creator and executive producer, tweeted "I'm not aware of #bigbangtheory doing any paid product placement. We use real brand names so dialogue doesn't sound fake."

Brand: Purell

Program: The Big Bang Theory (CBS, October 27)

Situation: Sheldon uses hand sanitizer immediately after placing a live snake in his friend Raj's drawer. Watch as he emphatically repeats, "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Purell. Purell!"



Brand: Red Bull

Program: Suburgatory (ABC, September 28)

Situation: Sugar Free Red Bull is the official drink of the 'burbs, drunk by suburban zombies ad nauseum.



Brand: Milton Bradley

Program: The Big Bang Theory (CBS, November 17)

Situation: Amy suggests the girls play a game of Twister.



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And Now An Insane Christmas Story From Bill Cosby (VIDEO)

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We love us some crazy Bill Cosby videos, so we were excited when we spotted this gem on Cliff Huxtable's YouTube page.

Get in the holiday spirit with the story of Stymie.

Who? "Santa's dietitian."

Right.

Three grandchildren are missing, Stymie was hired by "Mrs. Santa's wife," and it wouldn't make sense for Santa to have a stylist.

Happy holidays.

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The Best In Online Comedy 2011

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Bonjour, Jack Sparrow -- you know that s--t girls say?

Three words.

If that all sounds like nonsense -- and you're still stuck at work while others have commenced holiday merriment -- you may as well look back at the best online comedy of 2011.

Jenny Slate's "Marcel The Shell With Shoes On" is the most charming thing of the century. Part two came out recently, and it's awesome. Watch below.



Never has a CSPAN clip gone viral so fast as when Seth Meyers killed it at the Correspondents' dinner, skewering Donald Trump in the process.



The undisputed best digital short out of the Lonely Island this year? "Jack Sparrow," featuring an especially wonderful Michael Bolton.



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Here's Why The Apple TV Might Be Awesome And Google TV Will Continue To Suck...

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Over at The Perfection Paradox, product consultant Jonathan Bingham offers a smart take on the problems the forthcoming Apple TV could eventually fix if Apple gets it right.

He also offers an explanation of why Google's ongoing TV efforts are probably doomed to failure, or at least doomed to addressing only a small, specific niche of the TV market — households managed by tech geeks.

Basically, the explanation for Google's ongoing incompetence in the TV market boils down to this:

When Jonathan described his vision for the "perfect TV" to a Googler friend, the Googler friend scoffed at the idea because it didn't include an easy way for viewers to stream content from BitTorrent.

As if the vast majority of TV users have even heard of "BitTorrent," let alone care what it is or want to stream content from it. The vast majority of TV users don't even know what "streaming" is.

What Googlers and other technorati seem to forever fail to understand is that TV is the dominant broadcast medium because it is drop-dead simple.

For decades, TV users haven't had to do much more than press "on."

TV, in other words, has just worked.

Of course, in recent years, with the addition of cable boxes and VCRs and DVRs and IP TV and Netflix and iTunes and YouTube and remotes, et al, TV has started getting complicated.

Sony Google TV remoteAnd Google's response to that complexity, along with the response of most other tech companies that have tried to "fix" TV over the years, is to make it even more complicated — by turning the TV into a computer (witness the comically complex remote Google thought people wanted when they shipped their first Google TV).

Apple, meanwhile, Bingham reasons, will approach the market with the aim of making TV simple again, by making the "perfect" TV.

What do TV "users" really want? What would make TV simple again? What would make a TV perfect?

TV users just want to press "on" and watch what they want to watch.

That's it.

They don't want to have to figure out where the content is. They don't want to have to "search" for it. They don't want to have to know when it's "on." They don't want to scan "channel" selectors and guides. They don't want to write emails or shop for products or search the web. They don't want to chat with their friends over the TV. They don't want to make phone calls. They just want to press "on" and watch what they want to watch when they want to watch it.

When Steve Jobs said, "I've finally cracked it," Bingham reasons, what he meant was he finally figured out how to give TV users what they want.

google tv 2.0 android marketplaceSpecifically, Steve probably figured out how to allow TV users to press "on" and then say, "The Jets game," or "Addams Family" or "The next Sopranos episode" or "our Hawaii vacation videos" and have the TV just play them.

No wires. No boxes. No remotes. No "cable." No "broadcast." No "channels." No "networks." No "content selection screens." No "navigation." No "Netflix."  No "YouTube." No "Hulu."

Just what you want to watch.

If Apple can eventually make the Apple TV do that, the Apple TV will indeed be a massive home run.

Especially if Google and all the other TV makers are still figuring out how to allow people to "record content" with one box and "play content" with another box and "find channels" with another box and "stream content from the web or BitTorrent" with another box — or, worst of all, invent a hyper-complex box and remotes that do all of that and that you need a PhD to figure out how to operate.

Because the last thing TV users want is for TV to get more complicated.

Read Jonathan Bingham's post here >

SEE ALSO: Here's Everything We Know About The Forthcoming Apple TV

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Louis Vuitton Is Not Happy About The Bag Zach Galifianakis Carries In 'The Hangover Part II'

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Zach Galifianakis should pay more attention to the handbags he carries.

Luxury handbag company Louis Vuitton is suing Warner Bros., alleging that a handbag featured as one of its own in "The Hangover Part II" is a fake, according to The Hollywood Reporter (via WSJ).

In a scene, the character played by Galifianakis carries a bag marked LVM, then scolds another character, saying “Careful, that is.. that is a Louis Vuitton.”

Louis Vuitton's suit alleges the bag Galifianakis carries is made by the Chinese American company Diophy, which Louis Vuitton is also currently suing to try and prevent knock-off items of its brand from being sold in the United States, the Hollywood Reporter writes.

Louis Vuitton claims its been "damaged by the consumer confusion," according to the Hollywood Reporter.

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This Weatherman Threw A Tantrum And Asked For A Massage On-Air In The Span Of 48 Hours

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Holidays can be stressful.

Especially when you're the weatherman assigned to interview someone about a Christmas toy drive and the show's producers interrupt you. To do the weather.

Meet Henry DiCarlo.

DiCarlo stormed off the air on Thursday after throwing a fit after his story on a local toy drive was cut short for the weather.

On today's show, he kept up with the station's running gag about their new intern Irene bringing the show's anchors coffee. By asking her to give him a massage on-air and making everyone uncomfortable. 

Happy Friday.

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If You're Still Working, Stop, Watch This Video…And Then Go Home!

OUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY TV MOMENTS: Escape Whatever Family Gathering You're At By Watching These

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Hello there, BI reader. What's that? You're only an hour into your Christmas Eve gathering and already you've been asked to defend your single status and "in transition" employment situation?

Never fear: herewithin, some wonderful clips from our favorite Christmas TV episodes.

You can watch them on your smartphone or on Uncle Sal's old computer in the den, provided the dial-up can handle it.

All In The Family's "The Draft Dodger" will make your holiday sniping look like small potatoes.

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"Seinfeld": A Festivus for the rest of us!

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You will not believe how many things are going on in this clip from an episode titled "Silent Night, Baywatch Night."

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The 11 Biggest PR Disasters Of 2011

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This year was filled with PR disasters. And Twitter made all of them exponentially worse. 

"There now seems to be an appetite for getting excited for these blunders," says Paul Argenti, a professor of corporate communication of Dartmouth's Tuck School of Business who has advised clients including Goldman Sachs and General Electric on reputation management.

"People weren't always as interested in seeing organizations fall. There's more negative thinking about corporations and people are more excited to hear about their mistakes than ever before." 

Argenti offered us his list of the top 11 PR disasters of 2011: 

Netflix 
Netflix frustrated millions of customers this fall when CEO Reed Hastings announced he'd split the company in two. There was such huge backlash against Qwikster that shares plunged, and 23 days later, he took back the announcement. (Now Hastings is paying for it, with a 50% reduction in his stock option awards next year.) Argenti says that Netflix will never regain its previous status as the dominant market player: "The company has strategy execution issues. What they should do is kill people with service."

Olympus 
Former British CEO Michael Woodford exposed "one of the biggest and longest-running loss-hiding arrangements in Japanese corporate history" by revealing that Olympus hid $1.5 billion of investment losses, going back three decades. Details are still emerging, and this week Japanese prosecutors announced they were "set to raid the offices of Olympus Corp and homes of former executives," reports Reuters

Rupert Murdoch 
The News of The World hacking scandal has tarnished Murdoch's News Corp. brand, and ultimately, his legacy. It led to police and government investigations for bribery and corruption in the UK, and FBI investigations in the U.S. The 80-year-old media tycoon has already paid out settlements to a number of public figures; and the saga is still ongoing

Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO) 
The Tohoko earthquake and tsunami damaged TEPCO's Fukushima Daiichi plant, leading to the biggest nuclear disaster since Chernobyl. Damaged reactors led to leaked radiation and displaced 50,000 households. The head of TEPCO, Masataka Shimizu, checked into a hospital shortly after the disaster, and resigned in May, when the company reported a $15 billion annual loss, "the largest by a nonfinancial company in Japanese history." 

Anthony Weiner
The former New York U.S. representative ruined his career when he got caught Tweeting explicit photos of himself to a young woman. The impact is "long-term horrible," Argenti says. "I think Anthony Weiner's career is over." And because he's not as powerful as, say, Eliot Spitzer, the political fallout is "more devastating for him."

Penn State 
The child sex abuse scandal involving assistant coach Jerry Sandusky has damaged Penn State's renown sports program for the near future. The implications are "also devastating," says Argenti. "The university's entire reputation was built off money they were making off of sports. Consider if your kid were applying to school right now. Now Penn State has a big black mark." Instead of trying to cover up the scandal, the school should have been more transparent early on, he says. 

Warren Buffett 
Buffett caught some rare negative publicity earlier this year when one of his potential successors, David Sokol, bought around $240,000 of Lubrizol Corp. shares after being advised by Citigroup, then pushed Buffett to buy the company — which he did, in a $9 billion deal. Argenti says Buffett has always been a "most-trusted reputation player," and his reservoir of goodwill is similar to that of Johnson & Johnson, which is why he's already largely forgiven by investors.

Silvio Berlusconi
The former prime minister of Italy is the country's third-richest man — worth $6.2 billion in 2011 — and he has major stakes in the nation's media companies. He managed to keep his post amidst a firestorm of criticism over his escapades with young women, but the European debt crisis pushed parliament to finally pressure him to resign in November. He’s now on trial facing accusations of fraud, bribery, and paying an underage woman for sex. Berlusconi tried to use political power to cover up his mistakes, says Argenti, instead of being transparent.

U.S. Congress Deficit Supercommittee 
The committee was created in response to the 11th-hour debt-ceiling talks in August. But instead of solving the partisan gridlock problem and figuring out ways to balance the budget, the supercommittee announced it couldn't come up with a deal by its November deadline.

Charlie Sheen 
Sheen had an extraordinarily bad year. His drug, alcohol and marital problems became extremely public, but instead of making an effort to solve his problems, Sheen aggravated the situation with some embarrassing public appearances, which led to him getting kicked off his television show, Two And A Half Men. His defiance is what made his PR problem disastrous. 

Kim Kardashian
Kardashian is another celebrity who damaged her image in 2011. After 72 days of marriage and making $1.5 million from the photo rights to her wedding photos, she divorced her husband, NBA player Kris Humphries. The move confused and betrayed her fans. Now the Kardashians — who made $65 million this year — are caught up in a sweatshop investigation

Then there are some PR crises that could've turned into disasters, but didn't. Take McKinsey & Co.'s response to the Rajat Gupta insider trading scandal. "McKinsey understands its reputation, and knew it couldn't just sit back and do nothing,” says Argenti. “They realized they needed to be more transparent — even though they've always been very secretive. Their outreach to media was proactive."

How can companies protect against a PR disaster?  "It's not so much bad things that happen to you — it's how you react," says Argenti. "It's companies taking out reputation risk insurance. If you're one of the top organizations in the world, you're doing everything possible to protect your reputation." 

These PR disasters are a reminder that companies need to plan ahead, and develop social media policies, so that they're not on the wrong side of the national conversation.

Now read the 7 Biggest Mistakes Companies Make During A PR Crisis >


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FROM TIGER WOODS TO THE ECB: Here Are My Fearless Predictions For 2012

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Significant economic and political changes will make 2012 a historical year.

The globe has experienced relative calm for the past 24 months. That stability won't last much longer. Events that are not on anyone's radar screen will matter the most. The following are the things that I think might happen, but it's the surprises that worry me. 

-Silas Kiplagat will win the 1500-meter race at the Summer Olympics in London. The time will be 3:33:22.

-Obama will drop Joe Biden from the ticket. Obama will want a Veep that has a chance to be a viable presidential candidate. He will chose Hilary Clinton.

-Green Bay will beat Denver in the Super Bowl. (Millions of Christians will be disappointed).

-Mitt (the suit) Romney will be the Republican presidential candidate. The nomination will be a fight to the very end. Newt (the fool) Gingrich will come close, but will not get the nod. Romney will announce that his running mate will be South Carolina Governor, Nikki Haley. Her presence on the ticket will give Mitt a chance.

-Ron Paul will run as a third party candidate (Green) He will get 10% of the popular vote. He will upend any chance the Republicans have.

-The presidential election will go to Obama. Ending up with only 44% of the vote, he will not have a mandate.  The battleground states will be Pennsylvania and Ohio. Billions will be spent on getting the votes in those states. Pennsylvania will go to Obama. Ohio will go with Romney. The electoral vote margin will be very narrow as a result.

-The Kepler spacecraft (link) will identify a planet that has the capacity to sustain life (the ultimate safe haven). The scientists at CERN will confirm the observation  of particles exceeding the speed of light. These developments will result in significant rethinking by the scientific community.

-The Senate will be split evenly between Democrats and Republicans. The new VP will have deciding votes on several key issues.

-Republicans will retain their majority in the House. Gridlock will be the outcome. There will be no new legislation of significance in 2012. A lost year.

-Iran will attempt to disrupt sea traffic in the Straits of Hormuz. Naval exercises by NATO, USA and China will be required to escort tankers through troubled waters. There will be an incident culminating in shots being fired. It will scare the hell out of everyone, but full military action will be avoided.

-Iraq will fall into sectarian violence. Car bombings will beset the country. The Kurds, in the north, will attempt to separate themselves from Baghdad. Turkey will get involved as a result of border problems. In the south (Basra/oil ports), the local Shia government will ask neighboring Iran, to help bring stability. The Iranians will establish a police presence.

-Brent crude prices will swing between a low of $80 and a high of $155. The highest level will be reached in September.

-Australia will suffer from a significant economic slowdown. The A$ will fall to 90 versus the buck.

-Cyprus will make a significant new gas find. This will result in territorial claims by Turkey. The UN, lead by Russia, will get involved in the dispute.

-Europe’s economic problems will not be solved. Every effort will be made to kick the can down the road. Neither the can nor the road will collapse; that will happen in 2013. EU GDP will struggle to hold zero.

-It will be confirmed that Iran has nukes and the capacity to deliver them. Iran will successfully test fire a Shahab 3c missile. Israel will not attack Iran.

-The US housing market will stabilize. Rental costs will rise by 7%. This, coupled with extremely low debt costs, will increase the demand for homes. In addition, the costs of constructing new homes will soar due to rising costs of materials. Virtually everything used to build a home (from cement to shingles) will rise in price by 10%. Construction of new homes will remain muted as a result.

-During the year, the ECB will be forced to actively intervene in the EU bond market on multiple occasions. Ten-year yields for Italy will range from 5 to 8%. Spanish yields will rise to 10% at one point. French bonds will reach 7%. The enormous refinancing requirements of EU countries and banks will be a constant problem. The market will become obsessed with the weekly bond auctions. There will be many disappointing results.

-The EU banks will struggle, kept alive by LTROs and E150B of new equity injections into the banks (a la Tarp). Public assistance to the banks will exceed E1 Trillion. The EU banks will not adopt the Basel Core Tier 1 capital ratio of 9% in June; the planned recapitalization will be shelved for a year.  There will be much discussion about the scale of the government's involvement, which will be recognized as unsustainable. By year's end, the noose will be tighter and the financial options greatly diminished. By December 2012,  the Euro Zone won't be expected to survive another year.

-The Swiss National Bank will maintain the 1.20 peg to the Euro. By the end of the year, the talk will be about how much longer the peg will continue. The SNB will acknowledge that the peg was a temporary measure. The speculation will be about how long “temporary” actually is.

-The Euro will range from a high of 1.4 to a low of 1.15. The low for the year will occur in November.

-The Yen will (finally) weaken. The low for the USDYEN will be 76.5 the high will be 90. (It's a great short). The problem for Japan will be its 200% debt to GDP. Global investors will shun the Japanese bond markets. Ten-year yields will rise to over 2% as a result. While Japan has gotten away with its excessive debt for years and global investors always had reasons to park cash in Japanese Government Bonds (JGBs), there will be no reasons left in 2012.

-As the US's presence in Afghanistan winds down, the Taliban will retake the country. The chaotic US exit will be compared with the end of the Viet Nam war.

-The Syrian government will fall. The country will face an uncertain future. There will be sectarian violence in Libya. Sophisticated weapons, including SAM missiles will be used. In Egypt, Field Marshal Tantawi, will consolidate power.  Protests will continue throughout the region. The MENA economies will broadly suffer.

-The S&P will range from a low of 900 to a high of 1400. The high for the year will occur before June.

-The US GDP will languish. Growth will range from 1.5 to 2%. There will be clear evidence of a slowdown by mid-year. Unemployment will fall to as low as 8.5%, but will end the year back above 9%. The BLS will report 1.6mm of new jobs created during the year but the "birth/death" model will reduce that by 600,000. Labor force participation will continue to decline.

-Modest economic activity and core inflation above 2% will tie the Federal Reserve’s hands for the first part of the year. Politics will prevent it from acting prior to the election. In December of 2012, the Fed will be free to initiate another round of QE -  an $800 billion Large Scale Asset Purchase (LSAP) will follow. The Fed’s new POMO operations will be divided equally between Treasury bonds and Agency Mortgage paper.

-The Vix will be volatile. The average for the year will be 30. It will exceed 45 twice.

-Greece will continue pretending it wants to be in the EU and tied to the Euro, until July. Its deteriorating economy and inability to service its restructured debt will force Greece to leave the EU and re-establish the Drachma. The New Drachma will trade as high as 1,000 to the dollar (800/Euro). When the Drachma is brought back (over a weekend), the Greeks will formally default on their external debt. This won't be the crisis that everyone fears, but it will add to the instability in the other peripherals. Populations in Ireland and Portugal will protest that their countries should follow Greece’s steps.

- The Academy Award winners:

Best Movie                      War Horse
Best Director                   Steven Spielberg
Best Actor                       George Cloony
Best Actress                    Michelle Williams
Best Support. Actor       Christopher Plummer
Best Support. Actress    Jessica Chastain
Best Orig. Screenplay    The Tree of Life
Best Adapted  "              War Horse

 
-North Korea will be a problematic. Counter to expectations, Kim Jung-Un will not be the actual ruler. The generals will conspire with Kim’s uncle, Jan Song Taek, to take over leadership. There will be an occasional pop shot from north to south. The real trouble will come when NK boards and then sinks a S. Korean fishing vessel. This will bring US aircraft carriers off the shores of NK. China will hate this development. A nasty incident is the most likely outcome.

-The Miami Heat will fail to make the playoffs. LA will beat Boston. 

-Keynesian economic thinking will be further discredited in 2012. The pump-priming Keynesians had their day in the sun, and now people will want a different approach. Paul Krugman will write a total of 100 blogs decrying this development. Larry Summers will write an OpEd for the WSJ warning that the US faces a strategic crisis if it does not contain the trajectory of the national debt.

-Gold will be very volatile. It will fall to below $1400 at one point. It will end the year above $2000.

-There is a significant risk of a big economic hiccup at the end of the year. The election has deferred dozens of tax/spending issues to 1/1/13. There is enough deflationary firepower built into the system to trigger a big slowdown. Post election, there will be just weeks to sort it out, or face the music. The drama and the pain of the just completed election will make it impossible to avoid a conflict.

-Japan will confront two divergent issues. Debates regarding the future development of nuclear energy for civilian use will arise as the true costs of the disaster at Fukushima are realized. Significant portions of the country will have to be abandoned. Costs of encapsulating and cleaning up will exceed $50 billion. At the same time, a growing force within the country will push to develop tactical nuclear weapons. The US's mandatory budget cuts for its military will elicit an extraordinary change which will take years to play out. Japan will lose confidence that its "protector" will be able to protect it.

-India will surprise everyone. GDP growth will fall from 9% to 3% (well under stall speed). Inflation will exceed 10%. The trade and current account deficit will rise. The Rupee will hit 60 per dollar.

-China’s GDP will fall to 4%. China has already overspent in infrastructure development. The buildout of empty cities will slow and unemployment will rise rapidly. This will stress the country and lead to political protests in many cities.

-Tiger Woods will win a major. 

-China will continue to fund the west. It will allocate more capital to the core countries of Europe. China will get trade deals in exchange for its willingness to buy bonds. The holdings of US treasury debt will decline modestly for the year. The Chinese will react to the ongoing pressure from the US to force the Yuan to appreciate by doing precisely the opposite. The CHY will be worth the same next year as it is today.

-Bank of America will be forced to pare down its asset base. The stock will spend most of the year under $5. The subordinated debt will trade cheap.

-Goldman Sachs will go private. There will be many layoffs. The Squid will end up stronger than ever.

-The San Francisco Giants will win the World Series. The Yanks will be the loser.

-In March, it will finally be determined that MF Global used re-hypothecation to fund its operations. The customer losses will be attributed to this activity. Realized customer losses will exceed $1B. JPM will be identified as one of the banks that grabbed MFG assets in the final days. Customers will file civil claims against JPM, but those will be dismissed. Criminal charges  will not be filed against MFG, Corzine nor JPM. The flaws in the system will be attributed to Reg. T. The Fed will promise a thorough review of the country’s margin rules. Nothing will be completed until 2013.

-AAPL will trade as high as $450. It will end the year under $350. The company will come out with a TV that won't be much of a success. Apple will lose out to Amazon (and others) in the "Cloud". This will prove to be a strategic error.

-The cost of solar panels will fall to a level where large scale, privately funded solar farms become viable. The debt for these farms will be functionally secured by a public utility and will be repackaged with shorter maturities that have a AAA rating. The lowest tranches of debt will have returns as high as 20%. Wall Street will love it and so will investors. Some utility stocks will do well as they have secured a source of renewable energy that meets the recently legislated requirements (RECs).

-Boeing’s shares will fall to $55. There will be problems with the Dream Liner.

-Dividend stocks will underperform the broad averages. The observation will (finally) be made that this is a very crowded trade and 2% does not compensate investors for their risks.

-Creative Cause (son of Giant's Causeway) will win the Kentucky Derby. 

-The Chevy volt will suffer from numerous battery problems. There will be fires that result in serious injuries. The future of GM’s electric car will come into question. The stock will fall to the teens. Tesla’s outlook will become uncertain. Obama’s investment in Tesla will be a campaign issue.

-La Nina conditions will persist for the first six months of the year, bringing a series of big storms to Asia. Substantial new flooding will occur in the Philippines and Thailand. West Texas will have another dry year, the central states will have above average rain, and the North East will have a very bad winter.

-Silver will follow gold up and down. It will underperform gold. It won't hit $50.

-Narco violence in Mexico will escalate. There will be gun play on the border. Mexico will reiterate its position that the problem is the demand from the gringos, not the supply from Mexico. This thinking will lead to renewed discussion on legalization of Marijuana. Phillip Morris’s stock will rise above $90 in anticipation.

-BRIC investments will continue to underperform. Several big hitters will repudiate this investment strategy. That will mark the bottom of these markets on a comparative basis.

-Global food inflation will continue to be a problem. Global growth will advance by 2%, the cost of feeding ourselves will increase by 5%. Asia/India will bear the biggest brunt of the increasing cost of food. Wheat prices will rise 12%.

-US inflation will remain on the high side. Core will average 2.5% (1/2% above the Fed’s target). CPI will come in at 3.8%. Real inflation will be much higher. Treasury Tips will underperform. The Ten-Year Tips/Coupon spread will widen to 2.75%.

-Few countries will avoid social protests and demonstrations. Many will turn violent. America will not be spared. The angst of the people will be directed at their leaders, their lenders and the IMF. A redo of 2011.

-The election will spur debate on the future of America’s entitlement programs. There will be broad based agreement that the time has come to address the problems with Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Politicians will try to divert the focus away from Social Security by pointing fingers at the Disability Insurance side of SSA. While it’s correct that this program is a complete disaster, the DI Fund is not the problem.  The Retirement Fund is the real problem. The attention that DI will get is just a diversion from what is actually wrong with America’s favorite entitlement program. This will be a “young” versus “old” fight. Both sides will come to understand this.

-The summer of 2012 will bring the largest polar ice melt in history. The Mayan calendar will end with no consequence.

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