- Charlie Sheen wants to be Lindsay Lohan's mentor, telling TMZ: "I have a kinship with [Lohan], who clearly needs a mentor — whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey. If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her." Sheen previously gifted Lohan $100,000, and was later surprised he hadn’t received a “thank you.” Meanwhile, Lohan just wants Sheen to back off and stop talking to TMZ.
- Heidi Klum has just been named the latest judge on "America's Got Talent." Klum joins Howie Mandel, Howard Stern, and Mel B, who recently signed on after Sharon Osbourne quit the show at the end of last season.
- Steven Spielberg is adapting a screenplay for a miniseries about the life of Napoleon, originally written by Stanley Kubrick in 1961 but ultimately abandoned in the '70s because of budget and production challenges. Spielberg and Kubrick were collaborators on 2001's AI: Artificial Intelligence, conceived by Kubrick in the 1970s and later written and directed by Spielberg.
- China launches a screenwriting competition for U.S. writers. The Chinese government on Monday announced an international scriptwriting contest targeting American writers, for which finalists will be flown to China to discuss having their stories set there made into films.
- Joan Rivers on Jennifer Lawrence: “Having Jack Nicholson hit on you, getting a Jewish agent and getting your own drug dealer. She’s arrived.”
- Mary-Kate Olsen -- wearing a gold band on her ring finger -- and Olivier Sarkozy pack on the PDA during Sunday's New York Knicks basketball game at Madison Square Garden.
- Kimyewear matching black and white suits in Paris.
SEE ALSO: 'Moder Family' cast document being stuck in a Kansas City elevator for over an hour >
Please follow The Wire on Twitter and Facebook.
Join the conversation about this story »