Justin Bieber was brutally roasted on his Comedy Central roast earlier this month, but not all of the jokes made it out of the writer's room and onto the stage.
Luckily for us, comedian and writer Jesse Joyce live-tweeted the unused and edited-out jokes he wrote for the Bieber roast Monday night.
Here's what was left unsaid:
Kevin Hart is here. I’m just letting you know that’s who that is so you didn’t think Shaq wiped a booger on the podium #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015 Justin Bieber is an asshole… but you know what they say… You can’t make an asshole without breaking some eggs. #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015 Nick Cannon discovered @petedavidson& made him a star. I hope that happens to Jeff Ross… that he gets blown up by a cannon. #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015 Shaq is so tall and dumb he won't hear this joke for another 3 minutes, and he won't get it for another 20. #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015 Jeff Ross is the Phantom of The Roast. It's just like the Phantom of The Opera, except that both sides of his face are deformed #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015 Martha Stewart's been an unethical businesswoman for so long her first sweatshop was shut down by the Emancipation Proclamation #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015
Shaq is a reserve police officer but don’t worry, he can't shoot anyone, as long as criminals stay behind the free throw line #BieberRoast
— Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) March 31, 2015SEE ALSO: Justin Bieber Apologizes To His Fans In A Facebook Video
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